Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Awesome Hotel!

            Since we got in at 4:00 this morning, I didn't get to tell you about our hotel. It's super cool! It has a gym, and a jacuzzi! Sometimes it makes me feel out of place. There's butler doods take you're bags up and get you drinks. Everyone's always dressed up, while were in our sweaty dirty cloths from yesterday. Plus, there's a snack bar filled with fancy breads and drinks. I want to get something but they are watching me. If I go just an inch closer, they ask if I'd like something. And, I do, but it's just not normal having them do everything for you. I you want to open a door, they open it for you! I mean I love the attention, but sometimes I feel like eating everything in the snack bar, and I can't do that if they watch me! Sorry, I just poured all of my feeling out. It feels good to just let it go! The only people that I can do that to is Mom, Dad, and annoying Tara. And honestly, I really just want to be home when that happens. So I can talk to my favorite tree, he always seems to understand.
             Oh, I have a fun topic, the bathroom! Wait, that sounded strange. Well, it's true! The bathroom is amazing! I took an hour power shower today! 
( As we call It. ) It was nice. The shower head goes straight down from the ceiling, making it easier for people like me. I'm not sure why it's easier, it just is. It also has really soft toilet paper, ok, TMI Riley! Wait did I just talk to myself....? I'm mentally challenged! 
               Ok, as you can see, this is getting slightly bad. Riley is going crazy! You know, I'm going to go calm her down, when she's better I'll send her back to blog. Oh, by the way, I'm Riley's friend Bob. Bye!
              Hey, I'm back! Sorry, I was going a bit crazy back there. I am weird. Ok, deep breath. In, out, in, out. Let's rewind a little bit. Rrrreeeeeeeeeee. Ok, then I ate the bowl of oatmeal. Oops, too far, that's from four years ago. Forward! We ride at dawn! Oh no! I'm going crazy again! Everyone evacuate!!! Deep breaths. That was close, I almost exploded. Um, I think I spelled that wrong. Maybe. Ok, this has gone too far! We must blog!!! This is very weird, I think I ate too much chocolate. Yay, chocolate!!! Has anyone noticed that I've blogged this much, but I haven't even blogged about today yet? Aha! Maybe I'll just give a short summary about today instead!
               Here we ho! I mean, here we go! Deep breath. We woke up and at 10:00am and walked around town and saw churches and we didn't have breakfast so we ate lunch at subway and walked around more and saw more churches and ate a dinner of noodles and went home to blog and read and go to sleep! Phew! That was long! Maybe it's about time I should be heading toward sleep. Remember, eat the grass, it's healthy!


 Look! The bathroom!
  

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